Rumi, translated by Coleman Barks
Wrong Questions
You’re asking the wrong questions. If you want to make the world a better place, tell funnier jokes!
–Woody Allen
sometimes you don’t know
You’re thinkin’: How does a person know if they’re crazy or not? Well, sometimes you don’t know. Sometimes you can go through life suspecting you are but never really knowing for sure. Sometimes you know for sure ’cause you got so many people tellin’ you you’re crazy that it’s your word against everyone else’s.
— “Trudy,” played by Lily Tomlin in The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe, written by Jane Wagner
How many truths are there?
Building a cabinet of cabinets to leap through
Question Christopher Herold, Answer Michelle Tennison (2017)
A Collective Hunch
. . . for me it came at a time when nothing else seemed to be working. I got the kind of madness Socrates talked about, “A divine release of the soul from the yoke of custom and convention.” I refuse to be intimidated by reality anymore. After all, what is reality anyway? Nothin’ but a collective hunch.
— “Trudy,” played by Lily Tomlin in The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe, written by Jane Wagner
What is Albert Einstein doing on the other side?
Thunder in a haiku
Question Michelle Tennison, Answer John Levy (2017)
I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
— “Trudy,” played by Lily Tomlin in The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe, written by Jane Wagner
Am I falling or flying?
The universe goes as far in as out.
Q&A Session with Paul Cunniff, Sharon Cunniff, Mary Ellen Binkele, and Michelle Tennison (2016)
Good Fence 2

Sabine Miller, “good fence 2,” tulip pulp and dahlia petals on 5 x 7″ watercolor paper, 2017
More Surrealist Fun
I love the Surrealists! Sometimes you just need a good laugh.
Another literary game of chance:
The first player writes the opening of a sentence beginning with “If” or “When” and then conceals it. The second player finishes the sentence in the conditional or future tense.
This game, also invented by the French Surrealists in the early decades of the 20th Century, is referred to as CONDITIONALS in the book Surrealist Games, compiled and presented by Alastair Brotchie and edited by Mel Gooding, 1993.
Here’s what happened when Sabine Miller bravely agreed to jump into the surreal swimming pool with me once again:
If popsicles were used as currency
clarity could be bought but not sold
If Dracula went through menopause
lines would succumb to music
If shadows would just get on with it
a patriot would kneel to the sea
Michelle Tennison, Sabine Miller (2017)
If a telephone could bleed language
dogs will finally laugh out loud
If a rosebug could engineer a rose
flowers would know where to go
If we are ships with bananas as rudders
doctors would stop daydreaming
Sabine Miller, Michelle Tennison (2017)
Of Koans and Poppy Fields

Christopher Herold would be the most likely player to slip in a version of a Zen koan as one of his questions. And guess what? He did:
Who were you before your parents were born?
baby, baby a poppy field in each hand
Question Christopher Herold, Answer Michelle Tennison (2017)
paul m. & Rene Magritte
The mind loves the unknown. It loves images whose meaning is unknown, since the meaning of the mind itself is unknown.
— Rene Magritte
Paul Miller, a.k.a. paul m., has long been one of the major figures in English Language Haiku, writing gorgeous award-winning books including his most recent Few Days North Days Few, which won both a Kanterman Award and Touchstone Award. And as the editor of Modern Haiku since 2013, his role as a gatekeeper of the genre has been significant.
So you can imagine my surprise when Paul agreed to be one of the first haiku poets to bravely play The Question and Answer Game with me. I am eternally grateful. Plus it was big fun.
Interestingly, many of the results fall into Magritte’s “unknown images” category, and I think that is why I love them so much.
What is loss of innocence?
The negative image of a xylophone
What is history?
The metallic feeling of a paper cut
Questions Michelle Tennison, Answers Paul Miller (2014)
What is the River Styx made of?
The symbol for interdimensional travel
What is in crowspeak?
A 90-degree turn
What is the length of Big Ben’s minute hand?
A pounding fist
Questions Paul Miller, Answers Michelle Tennison (2014)
Every time you grab at love you will lose a snowflake of your memory -Leonard Cohen

What makes lovers leave?
Sound becomes a scattering of birds
Question Paul Miller, Answer Michelle Tennison (2014)
Is love
the answer
always?
for the frozen inlet
a moon made
of swans
Question Sabine Miller, Answer Michelle Tennison (2015)
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